Blogging for the Semi-Retarded

Heh, heh, heh, I’ll figure this thing out eventually. I moved my “baby picture” and bio to the “About” page and that was a minor miracle.

So what’s this going to be about? Well you can see the title so figure it out. Anyway you’re going to hate it so stop wasting your time here and go do something useful like one of those Facebook multiplayer games. Go. Now. Really. You don’t want to be here. Nothing’s going to happen here that you cannot recreate at home in your own sweet time. Okay, if you like watching me drooling in my shoe go ahead. Your funeral, as they say. Hasn’t the internet made life so much more meaningful?

Oh, I should put a picture or something here because that’s what draws ’em in.

There we go… scan0002