Well, Walpurgisnacht went pretty well this year: sixty children in, thirty seven out. Not great, but okay. You can’t compare the US to the Old Country.
Today is May Day for all you doomed atheist communists (get it while you can!) and ironically All Saints Day for the blessed. Fancy that.
Still working on that pharma expose but I’ve got to keep a low profile since I’ve been targeted by the big prescription drug cartel.
I fingered a drunk driver today. I used to drink so it’s fun to get a little revenge for the bitterness of quitting. I’m such a nice guy.